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13.06.2025 00:14

They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts