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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

How come I can't stay sober?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are incels doing wrong?